These are in no particular order. I like to keep track of the humorous moments from college. Makes the experience looking back that much more memorable. The following are things my professors have said in class...
1.) Calculus 3 on 3D graphs of hyperbolas: "Use your focus to direct your P"
2.) From Mechanics (the physics kind): "Mathematicians are too smart... I am not that smart, that's why I decided to be a physicist"
3.) Organic Chemistry: "ahhh... Organic Chemistry... The only place where the question 'where is the chloroform?' is not suspicious"
4.) Abstract Algebra: "If you were to eliminate all the mathematical proofs out of the textbook, you would be left with the table of contents"
5.) Chemistry 2: "The PH value is 6.66....OH BOY"
6.) Discrete Math: "You literally get 2 points for putting your name on the test"
7.) Economics: "This class is a joke.....so, lets begin"
8.) Electricity and Magnetism: at the beginning of class "You know what? I just want to go home today....see you next week"
9.) Linear Algebra: "I find the best medicine is a big ole' piece of Taffy early in the A.M."
10.) Linear Algebra: "Once when I was hitchhiking through Bulgaria" .......
11.) Calculus 1: "come on guys a squirrel could pass my class"
12.) Abstract Algebra: " I am stalling because the stuff I have to teach you today is boring as hell"
Thursday, June 18, 2015
The Best Things On Earth In My Opinion
These are in no particular order.
1.) Clean sheets
2.) Getting paid for something you like doing
3.) Air conditioning
4.) Chocolate-chip cookies
5.) Doing well on a test you thought you were going to do terribly on
6.) Finding something important you thought you’d lost
7.) Finding something unimportant you thought you’d lost
8.) Love
9.) When a hard day’s work is over and you get some food and take off all your clothes and lie on the bed and watch Netflix
10.) Unfollowing someone on Twitter you never liked in the first place
11.) Fresh fruit
12.) Remembering a song you once really liked, but had forgot, and listening to it as memories come back
13.) Princess Bride -----> "Hello my name is Inigo Montoya, You killed my father. Prepare to die"
14.) Great Gatsby by Fitzgerald
15.) The feeling after a bunch of errands are done
16.) Crisp twenty dollar bills
17.) The feeling you get after you work out
18.) Honesty
19.) People
20.) Humor
21.) Family
22.) Rare Steak
23.) Acts of human kindness
24.) Pad Thai.... Actually, all Thai and Chinese Food
25.) Road trips
26.) The Symphonies of Beethoven
27.) Music
28.) Road trips
29.) Taco Bell
30.) This mix: https://soundcloud.com/diplo/diplo-friends-bbcr1xtra-diplo
31.) Lamborghini's
32.) Free samples at grocery stores
33.) Finding money on the ground
34.) Realizing what you want to do with your life
35.) When it rains very hard
36.) Talking in bed with someone you are fond of and who is fond of you
37.) Having confidence
38.) Kids
39.)You
1.) Clean sheets
2.) Getting paid for something you like doing
3.) Air conditioning
4.) Chocolate-chip cookies
5.) Doing well on a test you thought you were going to do terribly on
6.) Finding something important you thought you’d lost
7.) Finding something unimportant you thought you’d lost
8.) Love
9.) When a hard day’s work is over and you get some food and take off all your clothes and lie on the bed and watch Netflix
10.) Unfollowing someone on Twitter you never liked in the first place
11.) Fresh fruit
12.) Remembering a song you once really liked, but had forgot, and listening to it as memories come back
13.) Princess Bride -----> "Hello my name is Inigo Montoya, You killed my father. Prepare to die"
14.) Great Gatsby by Fitzgerald
15.) The feeling after a bunch of errands are done
16.) Crisp twenty dollar bills
17.) The feeling you get after you work out
18.) Honesty
19.) People
20.) Humor
21.) Family
22.) Rare Steak
23.) Acts of human kindness
24.) Pad Thai.... Actually, all Thai and Chinese Food
25.) Road trips
26.) The Symphonies of Beethoven
27.) Music
28.) Road trips
29.) Taco Bell
30.) This mix: https://soundcloud.com/diplo/diplo-friends-bbcr1xtra-diplo
31.) Lamborghini's
32.) Free samples at grocery stores
33.) Finding money on the ground
34.) Realizing what you want to do with your life
35.) When it rains very hard
36.) Talking in bed with someone you are fond of and who is fond of you
37.) Having confidence
38.) Kids
39.)You
Sunday, June 7, 2015
The Worst Things On Earth In My Opinion
No particular order
1.) Hunger
2.) Disease
3.) People who drive closely to the car in front of them for no reason
4.) Stale chips
5.) Most comments on most websites
6.) Candy corn
7.) Peeps
8.) Human trafficking
9.) Any type of appointment
10.) Self published fiction
11.) People who correct you and make sure you know it when you mispronounce something
12.) Chris Brown
13.) Kanye West
14.) People who call themselves "blank" but don’t earn a living by doing "blank"
15.) When someone smells like they bathed in Cologne or Perfume
16.) Rape
17.) Most poetry
18.) White person dreads
19.) Vegan Hamburgers
20.) Anything Daniel Tosh does or says
21.) Jeniffer Lopez
22.) Justin Bieber for who he is as a person
23.) Well done Steak
24.) Having to check a voicemail
25.) Racism
26.) Having the kind of poop where it takes so many wipes
27.) People who talk during movies at the theater
28.) People who kick your seat at the theater
29.) People who favorite everything on Twitter
30.) People who brag about how great their life is on the internet
31.) Not giving tips
32.) Social Anxiety
33.) Depression
1.) Hunger
2.) Disease
3.) People who drive closely to the car in front of them for no reason
4.) Stale chips
5.) Most comments on most websites
6.) Candy corn
7.) Peeps
8.) Human trafficking
9.) Any type of appointment
10.) Self published fiction
11.) People who correct you and make sure you know it when you mispronounce something
12.) Chris Brown
13.) Kanye West
14.) People who call themselves "blank" but don’t earn a living by doing "blank"
15.) When someone smells like they bathed in Cologne or Perfume
16.) Rape
17.) Most poetry
18.) White person dreads
19.) Vegan Hamburgers
20.) Anything Daniel Tosh does or says
21.) Jeniffer Lopez
22.) Justin Bieber for who he is as a person
23.) Well done Steak
24.) Having to check a voicemail
25.) Racism
26.) Having the kind of poop where it takes so many wipes
27.) People who talk during movies at the theater
28.) People who kick your seat at the theater
29.) People who favorite everything on Twitter
30.) People who brag about how great their life is on the internet
31.) Not giving tips
32.) Social Anxiety
33.) Depression
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