Funniest Things My Professors Have Said

These are in no particular order. I like to keep track of the humorous moments from college. Makes the experience looking back that much more memorable. The following are things my professors have said in class...

1.) Calculus 3 on 3D graphs of hyperbolas: "Use your focus to direct your P"  

2.) From Mechanics (the physics kind): "Mathematicians are too smart... I am not that smart, that's why I decided to be a physicist"

3.) Organic Chemistry: "ahhh... Organic Chemistry... The only place where the question 'where is the chloroform?' is not suspicious" 

4.) Abstract Algebra: "If you were to eliminate all the mathematical proofs out of the textbook, you would be left with the table of contents"

5.) Chemistry 2: "The PH value is 6.66....OH BOY"

6.) Discrete Math: "You literally get 2 points for putting your name on the test"

7.) Economics: "This class is a joke.....so, lets begin"

8.) Electricity and Magnetism: at the beginning of class "You know what? I just want to go home today....see you next week"

9.) Linear Algebra: "I find the best medicine is a big ole' piece of Taffy early in the A.M."

10.) Linear Algebra: "Once when I was hitchhiking through Bulgaria" .......

11.) Calculus 1: "come on guys a squirrel could pass my class"

12.) Abstract Algebra: " I am stalling because the stuff I have to teach you today is boring as hell"